Fei Yen was the lead guitarist of a very mediocre heavy metal band, which the name is not very important at this time (and because of lack of coming up with a name). She quit the band because...well they just plain sucked, so she left in a very moody fashion. On her way home during a thunderstorm her car was struck by a bolt of lightning.
Now to this backstory.
Aksel was one of the laziest nordic warriors of Asgard. One day during his guard duties, Odin's favorite dog, Fluffuls, stole Aksel's cut of mutton right out of his hands. Enraged, Aksel kicked the dog rendering it crippled. Odin found out and banished Aksel from Asgard forever.
Now back to the present.
Fei Yen, bruised up got out of her car wondering what the hell happened to it. She got out and noticed a large figure laying on top of the hood of her car. Fei then reached back into her car and grabbed her guitar. She did not hesitate to hit the figure and continued to do so until it grabbed her guitar and told her to stop.
"Who the hell are you?!", screamed Fei as the figure lifted her up by her guitar.
"I am Aksel. Who the hell are you?"
Before Fei could continue to yell at him another lighting bolt struck. After this one, a large group of trolls (from the prison of Asgard) bursted out of the sky and headed towards Fei and Aksel. With no time to think Aksel grabbed his hammer and Fei, already angry as she was, gripped her guitar and the both of them got ready for battle.
The trolls charged the both of them. Both Fei and Aksel thwarted them off and utterly beat them all to death.
After the battle, Aksel looked to Fei and asked if she would join him in troll killing. With her adrenaline
already pumping through her system, she excitingly agreed to the offer. Without any warning, Aksel picked up Fei and ran off with her. She asked where they were going and he responded to with, "To find a vehicle."
To make a long story short they found a local man who was building his own zeppelin. They stole it. After that, both Fei and Aksel flew all around the world killing trolls that would appear after thunderstorms.
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